Dear Santa I Can Explain Christmas Mug

"Dear Santa, I Can Explain" Mug

We all have moments where our holiday cheer dips into... well, naughtiness. Maybe you took the last cookie. Maybe you secretly switched the labels on Aunt Carol's gifts. Maybe you just haven't been kind to that one specific elf (your brother).

This mug is your official, preemptive note to the North Pole. It doesn't excuse your behaviour, but it at least opens the lines of communication. It's the perfect way to silently beg for mercy and remind Santa that there are two sides to every story—especially the ones involving mistletoe and eggnog.

Show Santa you're truly sorry (but not that sorry).

11oz of Pre-emptive Defence: Great for that first cup of coffee you'll need while planning your defence strategy.

A Necessary Confession: The ideal gift for your friend, partner, or sibling who is permanently on probation.

The Perfect Alibi: Disclaimer: Using this mug does not guarantee removal from the Naughty List.

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